Jimmy Fallon Roasts Trump for Bragging That He Fired Tillerson ‘by Myself’ – The New York Times

“‘By Myself’President Trump fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Tuesday, a move that had long been rumored to be imminent. Tillerson held the position for just over 14 months, a relatively short term for a secretary of state.Trump boasted to reporters that he had made the call to oust Tillerson “by myself.” Jimmy Fallon found that amusing.“I heard Trump has been telling people that he fired Rex Tillerson all by himself. Trump brags about firing people the same way a toddler brags about using the bathroom alone for the first time.”

“Of course you did it by yourself, there’s no one left at the White House anymore. It’s just you and your Slovenian captive!” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“In the past few weeks, Gary Cohn, Hope Hicks and now Rex Tillerson have all left the White House. Most people have said they’re shocked, while Betsy DeVos was like, ‘Wait, how the hell am I still here?’” — JIMMY FALLON”

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How Stephen Colbert Finally Found His Elusive Groove – NYT

How Stephen Colbert Finally Found His Elusive Groove

Mr. Colbert has done what was unthinkable a year ago: turned “The Late Show” into the most viewed show in late night. And President Trump is not the only reason.

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David Lindsay Mr. Colbert’s election night special on Showtime attracted only 238,000 viewers, fewer than a tenth of his usual viewership.

But in the final minutes of the show, Mr. Colbert scrapped a prepared closing monologue about the importance of coming together after a polarizing election, and went off script. He was personal, and he discussed, bluntly, the searing divides in the country.

In the article, “off script” is a link to the yourtube video of the end of the turn around show, on election night. also at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT4MZLl0v_c

Stephen Colbert Signs Off on the 2016 Presidential Election Live…

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Elizabeth Warren Slams the G.O.P. on ‘The Daily Show,’ and Colbert Pounces, Too – Best of the Late Night Comedy Shows – NYT

To Reject Trump the Perverse- Poets Wage a Battle in Verse – Nicholas Kristof – NYT

“Dan Letwin, a history professor at Penn State, wrote a timely “ode to alternative facts”:
Well now, Kellyanne Conway has lately conceived
Of a new understanding of what to believe
When the truth gives you heartburn, don’t worry, relax
You can always resort to alternative facts!”

Oh it works for the Donald and all of his hacks
As they go ’bout promoting their retrograde acts
Don’t fret if your documentation is lax
You can always get by with alternative facts!

Don’t fear all those women with signs on their backs
The straight and the queer, the whites and blacks
You can trivialize them with snide little cracks
And wash them away with alternative facts!

Just as loggers might swing an alternative ax
And fell a great tree with alternative whacks
When the truth won’t cooperate, try some new tacks
We live in an age of alternative facts!

John Oliver Lashes Trump on ‘The Late Show’ for Not Having ‘Sacrificed’ – The New York Times

“Few comedians capture the liberal mood as well as John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, who tag-teamed President Trump with biting sarcasm Tuesday night on “The Late Show.”OLIVER: Until Inauguration Day, you know, nothing was really happening. It was just being tied to a train track, watching the train coming, and then, of course, Inauguration Day is the train hitting you and you’re thinking, “Yup, that felt pretty much how I thought it was going to feel.”Mr. Colbert warned his British-born friend that he might be deported in a Trump America — “tossed out like tea,” as Mr. Oliver put it — even with his green card. The prospect drew a stinging remark about sacrifice and the president.OLIVER: We held up translators, Afghan and Iraqi translators, at the border who have bled for a country they’ve never visited, have sacrificed family members for this country. This president has done neither of those things. So it’s a little hard to swallow him telling people whether they should be a benefit to America or not.”

Gail Collins in the NYT: Wow, Jeb Bush Is Awful

Gail Colllins, la comedienne extraordinaire, grammarian super-dupaire. Read to the end for a big laugh.

Wow, Jeb Bush Is Awful

As a presidential hopeful, Jeb’s most attractive feature used to be an aura of competence. But that changed this week.

nytimes.com|By Gail Collins

Someone named Trevor Noah will take over the Daily Show.

Someone named Trevor Noah will take over the Daily Show.

The Daily Show – Spot the Africa

Between rampant racial inequality and Ebola outbreaks, South African comedian Trevor Noah admits he hesitated to visit a country as underdeveloped as America’

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I heard about this Colbert Report, but just finally found it.

The Colbert Report – President Obama Delivers The Decree

President Barack Obama delivers a special edition of The Word, proving that he is perfectly capable of doing Stephen’s job.

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I’m celebrating the fact that I just finished my taxes, and in case it doesn’t work out, I renewed my passport.

The Colbert Report: “Hard Choices” – Hillary Clinton

After engaging Stephen in an epic name-dropping battle, “Hard Choices” author Hillary Clinton prompts him to make an important decision.